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[yes_its_sad]

[Hey guys. Guys. Remember the time when all of the girls' underwear was stolen? Well guess what! Now EVERYBODY is going commando! :'D And to top it all off, there is a volcanic eruption that may or may not be spewing all of those undahpants

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[godtouchesme]

[ DID SOMEONE SAY VAMPIRES ]

[yes_its_sad]

['VAMPIRES!' is what someone said!]

... um. Hello?

[godtouchesme]

Ah, hello.

[ fidgets ]

[yes_its_sad]

S-So! You're here for advice, I take it? Ehehe... I'm not really a 'love doctor' or anything, but I can give it a shot.

[mir_aculous]

[>Implying she was wearing underwear to begin with]

... Sucks to be you.

[yes_its_sad]

[>Implying she would wear anything if she had a choice.]

... ahahahaha... ha.

[SOB.]

[mir_aculous]

So, blood as payment, hmm? Odd choice.

[yes_its_sad]

Well it's not like anyone is going to willingly give me any and I can't exactly hunt people or else people will hunt me back so...

[mai_naifu]

[... SO. BY CURIOSITY, WHO IS IT THAT YOU'D LEAST LIKE TO SEE RIGHT NOW?]

... Um...

Yumizuka... san...?

[yes_its_sad]

[That feeling that you want to scream and curl up and die from the embarrassment and because of the lack of underwear.

Yeah. She's feeling that right now.]

... ah.

[mai_naifu]

[if it helps, he's more preoccupied by the sign...]

Um...

[yes_its_sad]

T-Tohno-kun! It's not what it looks like! Really!

[maganosferatu]

[ sits, scowling, with what appears to be a wine bottle in her lap ]

Convince me you deserve this and it's yours.

[yes_its_sad]

... I don't drink alcohol though!

[maganosferatu]

That's too bad, but an unrelated matter. I believe you made your terms clear.

[ forms an ice wine glass in the air, uncorks the bottle, pours just a taste in it, and sets it on the desk. also it's blood ]

I'm not known for my generosity, so you should get on with it before I decide this is a waste of my time.

[yes_its_sad]

[Those fingers on the desk will now claw it's way into the wood.

Welp. You have her undivided attention now, Eva.]

What sort of advice are you looking for?

[highrule]

[ THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A QUEEN/PRINCESS ]

...

[yes_its_sad]

[Especially not when flying thongs and jockstraps are being spewed about.]

Um... hello?

[highrule]

Is this mandatory?

[yes_its_sad]

No, not really. I just suddenly found myself stuck here with this desk and sign and couldn't get out so I figured I might as well do what it says here.

... although I wouldn't mind certain personal possessions be returned to me.