Comments | islingtona: "A screaming comes across the sky..."

islingtona

"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Oct 06, 2002 23:27

Ok, this should be simple. I have an opportunity (a small one) of getting published (in a relatively small way). All I need is one to three stories within a week. Easy. All I need to do is sit down Tuesday or Wednesday and really concentrate. I'm certain I won't get published, but how lame would it be not to try ( Read more... )

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WRITE NOW OR ELSE bfhell October 7 2002, 10:43:55 UTC

Hey, this shouldn't even be a question, book boy. This should be the kind of thing where you throw on a smoking jacket, mess up your hair, grab a bottle of scotch, a tumbler, two ice cubes, a typewriter, and sit sit SIT while your fingers fly without too much thought and you WILL NOT-- I repeat-- WILL NOT erase it but will slap a mini-bio on the front, stick it in a manilla envelope, and send the fucker before you can say fuck it, and then (and this is key) you will forget about it. As soon as it hits the box, POOF! You've never heard of it, nada, zilch, zip.
Do it. Or I will choke you to death with a rubber chicken.

Go for the gold!! dark_drifter October 7 2002, 13:47:36 UTC

You can do it!!!
And if you need me to kill anyone to insure your winnings please feel free to use the service my company, Y.G.B.D.S (You gonna be dead soon). We provide quality work that you can be proud of! You can e-mail my place of business at You_gonna_be_dead@hotmial.com or visit my website http://www.Hit_that_sucka.com. :)

islingtona October 7 2002, 22:48:29 UTC

You are both the coolest people in the world for encouraging me. Bringing the total of not-coolest-in-world-people to around 6 billion. Don't worry, if you're one of these unfortunates you can escape the meaningless existence set before you simply by replying to this post! Act now while supplies last.

stop hesitating you monkey tit. fraydcardignboy October 9 2002, 02:09:27 UTC

You will sit down, you will write, and you will, as those who came before me have said "slap that fucker into a manilla envelope and send it off ( ... )

Re: stop hesitating you monkey tit. islingtona October 9 2002, 15:40:52 UTC

My reply to this is in the form of a post called "So cool, the computer wouldn't let me make it a reply!" on my main page. Go read. I hear it's all the rage in London.