On the way home I saw a large snake on the road, I tried to swerve around it, but I suspect I cut it pretty close. At last I arrive and park my car in the drive
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NEWS FLASH FROM THE FRONTLINE!!!bfhellOctober 7 2002, 23:20:18 UTC
News Flash: Ethan, of Sebastopol, Cambodia, had what was determined to be "too much time" on his hands today, and the effects are incalcuably dangerous. It was discovered that he was having extensive conversations with himself about the traveling abilities of snakes, and he had left up to 14-- was it 14? Yes, 14-- messeges on the cell phone of Oona, who is, consequently, reversing the charges to his house. Officials are not certain when the too-much-time began, but they are currently in the process of determining an end. We suggest everyone stay calm, and avoid computers, cell phones, and operating heavy machinery at this juncture. Again, do remain calm: officials have it under control. Just about.
Re: NEWS FLASH FROM THE FRONTLINE!!!islingtonaOctober 8 2002, 00:04:39 UTC
Who called you fourteen times? Certainly wasn't me. I was uh, out snorkeling today. I only called you once.
PS: Have you been watching CNN? They say all sorts of weird stuff is going on in the world. Something about a director killing himself and effecting the economy? Weird.
You crazy boy!dark_drifterOctober 7 2002, 23:42:11 UTC
I, not only do I believe the whole story is true, I agree with "me #1" I myself would be extremely cautious around the slithering spawn of Satan!! And make sure you tell "me #2" never to underestimate the gripping skills of that animal....they've been known to cling to the backpacks of small children and swallow them whole in a seconds time!
ps: I think your absolutely insane in all other respects (lovely, but absolutely insane just the same).
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i not only think all of that is true, i think you're leaving out bits. ;)
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how much do i have to pay you to come visit?
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I usually charge by the mile. :)
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PS: Have you been watching CNN? They say all sorts of weird stuff is going on in the world. Something about a director killing himself and effecting the economy? Weird.
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ps: I think your absolutely insane in all other respects (lovely, but absolutely insane just the same).
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PS: Children getting swallowed is neat.
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