1. why are you a hooker? 2. why do you wear such purple eyeshadow? 3. where did your endless obsession with M*** go????
and since you added a fourth on mine, 4. you really think i'm pretty??? [that was my vain side speaking..yesyes i know you're shocked, i can be vain, no i'm not God]
1) I am a hooker because it is more interesting than being a doctor...Being a hooker is an art, I developed this art during my youth when i first discovered I was SKANKY!!!
2)Because my mom bought it for me for my birthday and I don't want to seem ungrateful...Also I lack a brush to apply it with so I do it with my finger and keep having to add more to even the eyes out.
3)Ummm it disappeared when I became obsessed with a guy I'd met, what was it umm...once?!
4) Sweetheart of course I do! You have the bluest eyes, the prettiest smile, you're tall and slender, and have pretty shiny long hair! I don't know why you had to ask me if i really thought that, unless you have a TOTALLY different standard of pretty!!!
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2. why do you wear such purple eyeshadow?
3. where did your endless obsession with M*** go????
and since you added a fourth on mine,
4. you really think i'm pretty???
[that was my vain side speaking..yesyes i know you're shocked, i can be vain, no i'm not God]
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2)Because my mom bought it for me for my birthday and I don't want to seem ungrateful...Also I lack a brush to apply it with so I do it with my finger and keep having to add more to even the eyes out.
3)Ummm it disappeared when I became obsessed with a guy I'd met, what was it umm...once?!
4) Sweetheart of course I do! You have the bluest eyes, the prettiest smile, you're tall and slender, and have pretty shiny long hair! I don't know why you had to ask me if i really thought that, unless you have a TOTALLY different standard of pretty!!!
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How big is your liver?
How does a "cam shaft feed" system work?
Wht is the sqaure root of pie?
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2)What the hell are you talking about!?!?
3)Well lets see...something around 1.7or 1.8 i'd guess...no idea.
I have ideas of who this is, but to make it easier and less embaarrassing b/c i'd have to ask alot of people can you just tell me?
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why are you so hott?
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and i had no idea i was so hott, therefore i am not qualified to answer that question.
***lauren***
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