"You've reached the big guy. Hades. Lord of the Underworld. You know, the one with the hair. Leave a message. I'll get back to you WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT."
"This is Ellen - you may remember me from doing radio together a few months back, maybe not - and if you'd come by my apartment as soon as possible, I'd appreciate it. Mauvaise Chance, floor three, apartment three. Thank you."
"Hey, listen, it's Rikku and this is really important. Okay, Jude and I have this big date-thing tonight, like, for our anniversary? And I wanna wear my hair down 'cause he likes it down but I never leave it down because it doesn't do anything down, you know!? So I totally totally need your help because your hair usually looks awesome and that means you can help me, right? Oh please tell me you're better at girly stuff than I am because I suck at it. Okay I'll see you later, bye!"
Ah, phone-issues!importantmanJune 15 2007, 17:46:50 UTC
"You are insane and are going to get us all killed and I hope that makes you happy, little-miss-hero-- Let's all flit off in green striped tights and a miniskirt with little fwippy wings to save the world! .... If we survive this, I'm going to get even, you understand. I might shove a sphinx down the back of your shirt when you aren't looking. You'll deserve it!"
[phonewacky now with html not made of fail]needsaparrotJune 15 2007, 20:03:27 UTC
"This is Xander Harris. Um. Hi. Apparently people have been pimping out my skills in that area to complete strangers or something? Which yeah, okay, flattering to have satisfied customers, I guess. But uh, maybe we should start with J,GoB or the Perk until we get to know each other? Coffee first, mudbaths later."
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