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Hades' Office Hours - All Day Wednesday

May 16, 2007 19:07

Hades' office hadn't fared as well as Zoe's. It was a big cosmic joke, seeing as though all that was left of Hades' office after the ceiling and half the wall caved in was his swivel chair, Herman the rubber duck and a whole bunch of rubble ( Read more... )

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Wee Hours of the Morning ismyhairout May 16 2007, 09:11:48 UTC

Hello mutineers.

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning halfshell_hero May 16 2007, 10:03:13 UTC

"Dude. His head is on fire."
Mikey let a stream of silly spring fly free into the air to mingle cheerfully with the glitter. "Yeah, man! Surprise and stuff!"

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning ismyhairout May 16 2007, 10:05:46 UTC

"You're a giant talking turtle." Hades glided into the room and looked around. He used a long nail to lift some of the silly string. "International Vice Principal Day," he repeated. "Am I to assume that partial nudity is part of the celebration?"

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning socksofcool May 16 2007, 10:06:39 UTC

"Vice Principal Day," Seely pointed out.

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning the_merriest May 16 2007, 10:08:37 UTC

"Yeah, you know? They say that, uh, the first anniversary is glitter? And the second is kitten figurines, and the third is ... ponies? But we didn't know how long you've been here! So we ... went all out!" She threw more glitter. "Yayyyyy!"

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning ihatedenmark May 16 2007, 10:13:14 UTC

"We'd much rather be overly inclusive, than negligent of your true anniversary number," added Hamlet.

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning halfshell_hero May 16 2007, 10:15:29 UTC

"We brought ponies," Michelangelo offered helpfully. "Ponies?"

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning ismyhairout May 16 2007, 10:22:48 UTC

Hades' mind was an odd place.

They ruined my office, not that it wasn't ruined already but I liked the decor, reminded me of home, why are they half-naked? Is it a mortal thing? Ponies? There's a giant turtle in my office. I bet Zeus came up with that one. Probably thinks he's real funny playing a prank of Poseidon, but hey, what do I care as long as they're out of my hair? Hey, I like that shade of pink on the silly string. Wait, isn't silly string flammable? I could wipe them all out now, but that'd be messy to explain to Zoe and her pristine office. But she's giving birth to her spawn soon, so my time will co-He dropped the silly string and rubbed his fingers together to get rid of the sticky feeling. "The ponies are a nice touch. And the nudity. Shows you in all your glory. So here's what I'm thinking." He rubbed his chin, then pointed at them. "Detention." Hades looked at Rikku. "Double for Malibu Stacy. But you can go to detention half-naked. Sound like a fair deal? I thought so," he said, not giving them a chance to reply. " ( ... )

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning x5_alec May 16 2007, 10:29:25 UTC

Alec edged out the door, avoiding slippery glitter puddles on the floor as he went, and held it open for the rest of the mutineers, smirking.

"My favorite," he said quietly. "Is how he didn't tell us to clean it up."

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning socksofcool May 16 2007, 10:30:32 UTC

Seely grinned and winked. "That's because he likes it."

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning the_merriest May 16 2007, 10:32:28 UTC

Rikku waited until they were a bit further before bursting out giggling. "I bet he's watching the pony movie right now."

Re: Wee Hours of the Morning ismyhairout May 16 2007, 10:36:00 UTC

From inside the office, they might have heard the opening credits, a little sniffle and a mutter. "Shut up Herman, it's the fumes."

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