Hades' robe was still ruined thanks Jo Harvelle shooting him in the rear end with rock salt. It was his only robe. Technically, he could have tried to fix it, but when it came to mending clothing, even his godly powers were sketchy at best. Tears in the fabric of reality? Piece of cake. Sewing clothes? Bah ( Read more... )

Hades had lost his grip on two deals today. Well, one was going to take some more effort thanks to that meddlesome Jedi (who Hades wasn't entirely convinced wasn't somehow involved more than 'she's my son's best friend'). The other involved Malibu Stacy getting, in his opinion, selfish ( Read more... )

Hades was sitting quietly in his office. There were no tiny tots running up and down the halls. No one was going to come looking for milk and cookies. Bliss.

Plus, after his discussion with his possible future son, he now had a plan.

Thus, quietly musing. The door was open.

( Now what can a kid do for me? )

Hades couldn't get the Jeopardy theme song out of his head. He'd tried everything. He'd even tried switching over to the Song That Doesn't End and Henry VIII. That didn't work. Rather than sitting there twitching, he decided to get some paperwork done. None of the important stuff, mind you, just the paperwork that required stamping things ( Read more... )

I had a few requests for a full list of the Fandom Jeopardy questions I prepared for the game today. Here they are. The word in parentheses afterwards (like this) are the answers.

( Full Question and Answer List )

The door was ajar. Bits of wool and cotton were strewn around the room. Hades was here. He was just napping.

The penguins had decided yesterday afternoon that Hades' office was a good place to take up tap dancing. The tap dancing had attracted more and more penguins until Hades had finally given up and gone back to his lair. There were some things in this universe that even bad gods couldn't bring themselves to harm and weetiny penguins were one of them ( Read more... )

Hades was back. Where did he go when he disappeared? No one knows. What did he do there? No one knows. How did he know it was safe to come back now that his brother, Poseidon, was gone? Well, he'd claim it was godly intuition (and that he wasn't hiding, damn it), but the fact was that he saw a report for clearer skies on the multiversal Weather ( Read more... )

If the rain hadn't made him nervous (which it had after he found out what his groundhog ninja minion had done), then suddenly waking up female had sure done the trick ( Read more... )