remind me never to have 14.5 kids. these people just spent $828 on groceries (and they have never been in debt). or maybe it would be ok...like, i could be really rich and have my own little tribe. except that i hate kids and i'm never getting married...ok, so i'm undecided at the moment ( Read more... )

my bathroom is the cleanest. hands-and-knees-scrubby clean. also the kitchen sink. the rest of the house is still not.

someone should go eat sushi with me.

also someone (probably not the same someone) should tell me how to get past castle #3 on super mario world. i keep getting killed and it's sad. i had 35 marios and i lost them all!

i <3 ( Read more... )

i decided to try out that "creativity" thing i hear so much about

it's prettyful

but it's too weird!


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my house smells like coffee. i didn't make any, but apparently even bringing some onto the premises elicits a strong coffee scent ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulisnt_shelovely goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as audrey hepburn._vexation tricks you! You get a used tissue.chibimateo gives you 9 softly glowing blueberry-flavoured nuggets.i0u0n3galaxy gives you 6 dark green strawberry-flavoured gumdrops.longtimecoming1 gives you 13 milky white evil-flavoured pieces of ( Read more... )

creepy

31 bobbie pins

fluffy hair

and a healed stanley!

gas pumps become parking lots

maybe you'll believe me after this

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