Get over it Von Karma

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For anyone who hasn't heard already, I, Miles Edgeworth, have returned to 'the living

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[i_whip_fools]

((OMG, that dog... XD))

...he chews anything and I'll sue you.

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[[The Von Karma family again rules in the world of Frill Fashion Sense!]]

I wouldn't want you to be too hard on him. He is a kind and very sensitive animal.

[i_whip_fools]

Unlike someone I know... He can be kind by not chewing on my things and not messing on the carpet.

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Pesu is trained and well behaved unlike someone I know

[abitmoresonic]

I think John Smith is a very nice name, thank you.

Oh, they're certainly not all gone yet - like I said, that won't happen for a few more centuries.

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Okay, Mr. Smith. Despite all you have done for the many centuries and how people like to follow your trail of blazing and colonizing land, for your troublemaking on said voyages and how many women you have raped and done unspeakable deeds to, and making Captain Christopher Newport want to shoot himself in his own head, I would like you to meet me at court tomorrow at 8am please. Pocahontes and Chief Powhatan will be there. I think they have a few things they would like you to explain about your spoken history.

Thrilling.

[alcoholicmagic]

Wow, a real trial in Flamingo Heights! Finally! I want to come and watch it! Native Americans versus the White Man!! x3 This is better than getting drunk and watching baseball on TV!

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Oh yes. I'll make sure to turn the court room into a real Pow Wow. I'm sure John Smith really misses those.