Jersey Girl

[isolinearmoogle]

Whoa. So Christine's not getting along with Glen's ex (actually, come to think of it, nobody is...) so she said she needed to find a new hobby other than that, I said I could send her after some of my exes, and she's like "Oh where are your exes?" So I recited to list all the locations where people live who used to date the formidable and mighty

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[ayune]

Well, I suppose it's not TOOO bad. I mean, I get what it's like to be a VERY paranoid young person. It takes a lot for me to take people seriously about stuff like that even now. And I'm supposed to be all well-rounded and emotionally stable and stuff. Meh.
And it was a MOB, anyway! Who believes someone's FRIENDS when they say *soandso LIKES YOU!!*?

Half cool that she's all famousish, though.

and well- rounded in her own right.

Heh. Just wait and see how Jealous SHE'LL be when you accept your first grammy.

or something.

Hmmn. Maybe they'll just make a movie about your life or something. Meh.

-yuni-

[liquidsilver07]

Moral of the story, gentlemen?

Never break up with a girl, or she'll turn into a rockstar and have sex with far more eligible men than you.

[Not that anyone is more eligible than you are, darling... it's just a general moral]

[isolinearmoogle]

Yeah, I see how it is. I bet the Jersey indie circles are swarming with veneral disease anyway.

[liquidsilver07]

Dude, seriously. You can get a burning sensation from *another* indie artist... one *not* from Jersey.