the first 2:06 of this song sucks.

come to think of it, the rest isn't that great either.

fuck lagos, nigeria.

i drown myself in women's perfume to make women jealous.

it doesn't work.

in truth, the only women's attention which is mine, is my mother's, who demands that i discontinue wasting her perfume.

the santa monica mountains are nice, what with the view of the valley.

but smashing a mercedes supercar into a tree at 200 miles per hour is also nice.

real life and video games seem to compliment each other so fantastically. except the tv made my eyes hurt.

But heres a far more important thing to ponder: Krystal Steal or Ryan Conner? I say

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ugh. disgusting. some, immature asshole urinated on mrs. grande's door. it's really obnoxious, and this individual is obviously mental instable and is probably bitter from being unsuccessful in mathematics ( Read more... )

you may not agree with his policies, but you damn well have to agree with this:

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hello elton john.
hello david.

( bling )

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this is all that mother fucking jesus kids fault. hes always getting into trouble.

I guess i'll have to dust off that time machine that i used to destroy the twin towers and go back in time to stop jesus' nefarious plot.

CHANGE IS SCARY!!!!