hasbro asks that the gi joe movies be taken down.

subject of an email i got:
"Averysimplename, the JACK RABBIT vibrator for women"
if i could only afford it.

in other news.
keep you dissidence.

i kinda, really enjoy gospel music. don't make fun

also 911 does not work. they put you on hold for a while.

so i was in my time machine this morning, and i set it to go back 3 years and to teleport to new york (it can do that too) but then guess what ( Read more... )

sorry mikey.

i didnt even go in the water once. clearly, i am too cool for school.

and i'm whiny.

thy name is applesauce? why yes good sir twas monday, but nay. wednesday was the day. yes wednesday. for a trip to the hospital has many advantages ( Read more... )

uhh, what are you doing this labor day weekend?

cuz david and I are going to laguna.

and you know what you want to do? Drive for a little while and join us for a bit.

yep.

On the lighter side, my finger appears to be bleeding.

boy, i sure dislike other ethnicities!
only due to being a bad ass.

watch:

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was i supposed to know they were making a family guy movie?

okay okay. do this for me. go here and vote on this shirt, giving it a "5" and an "I'd buy it." Doesn't mean you have to buy it. That just means it gets a higher vote and is more likely to get made into an actual shirt. And you can clearly see that its the best shirt ever. Cuz I made it.