(no subject)
*Pick the month you were born in
1----I sucked
2----I fucked
3----I loved
4----I ate out
5----I jerked off
6----I fingered
7----I licked
8----I hooked up with
9----I cuddled with
10---I slept with
11---I molested
12---I raped
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------an easter egg
02------a homosexual
03------a dog
04------a cat
05------a horse
06------a homo
07------john gotti
08------a prostitute
09------a blind man
10------a arab
11------a toothbrush
12------Paris Hilton
13------your mom
14------a lesbian
15------an overweight Asian woman
16------a mexican
17------a black pornostar
18------a cow
19------your mom
20------an orange
21------a bag of weed
22------ a jew
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------Santa Claus
27------a homeless guy
28------The Trojan Man
29------a drug dealer
30------a bottle of vodka
31------a condom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- Because Im rick james..bitch
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I have amazing boobs
Red-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Blue----Because Im a loser
Green----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----Because I was wasted
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Polka Dot-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I smoke crack*