I woke up this morning, and looked at my desk. I was horrified. "Eeww," I thought. There it was, on the top, on the second shelf. Then I realized that in fact, I had done the doing, and it was my own fault. There was Mac all over my desk. "The HELL were thinking, idiot?" I wondered. Then I looked closer at the second shelf. A printer. Then I slowly ( Read more... )

Gillette; now with seven blades, 'cuz epidermis is for Chumps ( Read more... )

Well, tonight's game didn't happen, although the reasons were legit enough. A sick kid, feeling nausious, etc. OK, it's cool. So we played Shogun, like Risk only the rules work. Got my butt legitimately kicked by Erissian and Iscariot. I don't think I was paying enough attention. I know the rules, I know how to run my armies and manage territory. ( Read more... )

Overheard at work ( Read more... )

Talented magicians, no doubts. And I love thier show. The one called 'Bullshit'. They present thier arguments sensibly, and in general, scientifically. But alas, America, your fatal flaw is revealed. "If it's on TV, it must be true." Or in writing, or escaping the lips of some celebrity pundit ( Read more... )

"Pain is the weakness leaving the body" - Drill Instructor ( Read more... )

The show is fantastic. I skip school regularly to see it. Lied to the teacher. Oh yeah ( Read more... )

I'm used to people beating me with scriptures, and holy books. It happens every day. They think they're right, and prove instead that they are STUPID. But a new observation, one I have been unconsciously avoiding or denying, has revealed itself in all of its garish and horrific glory ( Read more... )

Isn't that what they say ( Read more... )

So, if there were a night for benchmarking my machine, this would be it. Benchmarking is the process of putting a machine against its uppermost limits. And mine isn't even breaking a sweat. I'm not talking about a game - I mean serious getting things done and multitasking ( Read more... )