Hey, you, yes you! Do you happen to know anything about the Lion King? Like the origin of the story, and don't give me no shakespeare bullshit, it ain't no hamlet. I want real African tales here. If so, send that shit on over!

"A few minutes later we bacame bored and walked back to school where we passed by a garbage can and inside it we spotted the cheetos that we had just gave away! Worst of all the bag was still full.We were very angry. We took them out of the trash and then we spotted my dearest friend Angie. She likes orange things and things with cheese. I knew she ( Read more... )

my wallet is not yours to steal, assholes. you are probably buying chronic with it. i will end you.

"Give him a barrel of hard cider and settle a pension of two thousand a year on him, and my word for it," a Democratic newspaper foolishly gibed, "he will sit ... by the side of a 'sea coal' fire, and study moral philosophy. " The Whigs, seizing on this political misstep, in 1840 presented their candidate William Henry Harrison as a simple frontier ( Read more... )

i think it is time for a quest. i have days free.

I passed by the town priest selling his sheep for some cocaine on my way to the burlesque today. Some things never change.

Feeding wild raccoons in your backyard can be a highly rewarding experience indeed. You can watch raccoons for hours on end and never tire of their antics. But feeding wild animals is something you should take care to do properly, to avoid nasty situations later on. Here are some helpful tips to get you started in the wonderful world of backyard ( Read more... )

There was another earthquake here in Argentina, the second this year. No one I know was hurt, with the exception of my great aunt who happened to be roller skating. Also, another child disappeared. The third this week.

Despite repeated denials from Defense Department officials, allegations persist that AIDS is a genetically altered virus, which has been deliberately released to wipe out homosexuals and/or non-whites in the U.S. and reduce populations in third world countries ( Read more... )

if i updated this often, i would be incredibly lame. if i updated this and wrote about events in my life, i would be incredibly lame. the concept of a journal online that eveyone with access to the internet can read is for the stupids. but i do find it funny that people spill their own intimate thoughts on these public diaries and hope someone ( Read more... )