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istuffmypants

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Oct 22, 2006 15:23

Prongs who was that girl you were talking to? The one with the hair like topiary?

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ihaveweeprongs October 22 2006, 20:28:03 UTC

I've never seen her before in my life.

istuffmypants October 22 2006, 20:54:46 UTC

Oh. Okay!

Listen, I've just had a really brilliant idea regarding your dopplyganger gangbanger whatever thingywhaty. We should set an elaborate trap implementing our new you-know-what and possibly a few of those leftover dungbombs and- mrrffmm.

You know, you're being awfully snuggly and cuddly for a manly best friend type person. I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO RESERVE SNUGGLING AND CUDDLING FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. LIKE BIRTHDAYS. AND CHRISTMAS. AND WHEN WE'RE DRUNK. AND INCIDENTS WE DON'T TALK ABOUT, LIKE THAT TIME IN FIFTH YEAR.

ihaveweeprongs October 22 2006, 20:59:03 UTC

FINE FINE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SENSITIVE ABOUT IT THEN I JUST WON'T TOUCH YOU EVER AGAIN. God you talk as if there's a code or something.

istuffmypants October 22 2006, 21:08:26 UTC

Y- James. th- ARGH.

AM I REALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO ABIDES BY THE CODE? GODDAMMIT PRONGS. SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR DEVOTION TO THE BROTHERHOOD. THIS BEING ONE OF THEM. YOU BIG ... NON CODE FOLLOWER THING.

WITH KNOBS ON.

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ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:24:49 UTC

I haven't- ... I haven't spoken to her-

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:26:49 UTC

I'm your son!

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:29:39 UTC

...
I don't remember giving birth to you.
Unless one of my turds MUTATED.

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:31:10 UTC

Joke?

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thetrousersnake October 25 2006, 22:28:23 UTC

I wouldn't say topiary.

More like a sheep. Or maybe a yak with a perm....

Interesting.

istuffmypants October 29 2006, 23:50:00 UTC

I'm sorry, did you say something? I don't speak NEWT LANGUAGE.

thetrousersnake October 30 2006, 11:03:13 UTC

Really? It's so simple I thought even an ignoramus like you might understand it. But clearly You're so far down the food chain THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SQUASH YOUR FAT HEAD TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MISERY.

istuffmypants October 31 2006, 03:11:02 UTC

... Oooohh, doth mine eyes deceive me? Is that a GRAMMATICAL ERROR coming from Severus Snape?? HA. AHAHA. YOU CAPITALISED THE Y IN 'YOU' LIKE I'M GOD OR SOMETHING. AHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes. Mocking you. OH I AM SO SO AFRAID. SNIVELLY IS COMING TO GET ME. I QUIVER WITH FEAR.

Twunt.