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[istuffmypants]

PRONGS.

PRONGS WHY DID THAT UNICORN TRY TO GIVE YOU AND EVANS THE GLASGOW HANDSHAKE IN CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES TODAY? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? DID THEY HAVE TO AMPUTATE EVANS' HAND?

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[ihavebigprongs]

No it's just sprained. She's fine I've been looking after her.

Listen ... about the unicorn- there's something I haven't told you...

[istuffmypants]

You didn't kill it, did you? PRONGS PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T. THAT'S LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS BAD LUCK, DUDE.

[ihavebigprongs]

God no. I- er. Well Lily and I- we're... we're-
um.

[istuffmypants]

In love. Meant to be. Going to be together forever and ever and ever ad nauseum YEAH I KNOW, you told us already. Now can we PLEASE talk about something else before I'm forced to stop being happy for you and beat you to death with my shoe?