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Title: Vampires Will Never Hurt You (But I Make No Promises About Zombies)
Author:
solarcat 
Reader:
isweedan 
Fandom: Bandom - MCR
Pairings: Frank/Gerard
Rating: G
Length: 0:9:30

Mediafire: here!

Author's Summary:  [Elementary School AU] 
Gerard clenches his fists tighter. "It's a disease," he says defensively.

Author's Note: 
Gerard's disease is a probably-nonexistent blend of porphyrias, but mostly was drawn from Hereditary Coproporphyria, with a lot of hand-waving and making bits up. I am so far from a medical professional that it's rather laughable, so. It's pretty much made-up, but based on actual symptoms of actual diseases.



Title:  You Only Hear the Music When Your Heart Begins to Break 
Author:
solarcat
Reader:
isweedan
Fandom: Bandom - MCR
Pairings: Frank/Gerard,  mentions of Frank/OFC
Rating: R
Length: 1:30:54

Mediafire: here!

Author's Summary:  [High School AU]
Frank has high school figured out. His mom has given up arguing about the amount of time he spends in Gerard's basement, and he doesn't actually care if people think it's weird that he and Gerard hold hands in the hallways and go to the bathroom together. The only thing Frank cares about is figuring out why Gerard's suddenly avoiding him -- because what's the point of losing your virginity on Prom Night if you can't tell your best friend about it in the morning?

Author's Note:
This is a sequel to my first-ever bandom fic, Vampires Will Never Hurt You (But I Make No Promises About Zombies), in which Gerard has a disease that means he can't go out in the sun, Frank is the New Kid, and they are as married as it is possible for fourth graders to be. This fic picks back up with them in high school, because psuedo_catalyst asked me what happened to them, and I told her, and her squee forced me to make it into an actual sequel. Forced.

Reader's Note:  These fics are just so adorable you guys. I love them so much. Vampires (Zombies) is so unspeakably lovely and I was crazy delighted when 
solarcat posted You Only Hear the Music because Frank is just about the most amazing Oblivious Failboat I have ever read.

Cover art is harrrrrd.

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