THAT TIME OF YEAR

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tell me, how does it feel to be old and wrinkly with arthritis in your knees and hair thats supposed to be on your head growing out your ears instead

Comments

[stretfordend]

OMGWTF, maybe the kiwi committed suicide before you came by. =(

I missed your randomness!

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I DONT THINK SO, BECAUSE THEN IT WOULDVE BEEN BLEEDINGGGGGGGGGGG

im glad to hear that =)
i missed your spamming!

[stretfordend]

WHAT ABOUT INTERNAL BLEEEEEEDING?

I MISSED YOUR COMMENT WHORING, AND THE WHORING IN GENERAL.

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KIWIS CANT INTERNAL BLEED. I DID A 879-PAGE RESEARCH PAPER ON IT. SO I WOULD KNOW.

L.M.F.A.O
OK, I AM SO NOT PROMISING ANYTHING HERE

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OOPS. I JUST FOUND TWO MISSING PAGES. 881. EATTTTT THATTTTTT. THEY DO NOT BLEED INTERNALLY. WOMEN MEN'S DISEASE?? IVE NEVER HEARD OF IT. NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.

I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED. HAAH.

[stretfordend]

IT'S HARD FOR ME TO REPLY, WHEN YOU DON'T REPLY TO ME AND MYSELF.

FINE, I'LL EAT IT. GO COOK IT THEN, SLAG.

WOMEN MEN'S DISEASE, BETTER KNOWN AS TRANNYS. OR AS I PREFER, LADYBOYS.

I HAD MY FINGERS DOUBLE CROSSED, SO THAT TRUMPS ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER DO OR SAY, SIR.

[it_doesnt_jump]

oops, my bad. lmfao.
i think you win for replying anyway.
DO YOU STALK MY ENTRIES?
XD

ILL SHOW YOU COOK. *huffs*
HAAH

WHATEVER, I HAD MY TOES CROSSED TOO. BAHAHAAAA

[stretfordend]

NOT ONLY DO I STALK YOUR ENTRIES, BUT I'M STALKING YOU RIGHT NOW FROM HALFWAY ACCROSS THE GLOBE.

YOU HAD BETTER SHOW ME COOK, THAT'S YOUR JOB.

YEAH WELL I WAS CROSSING MY TOES WITH MY FINGERS, I WIN AGAIN.

YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I ACTUALLY STICK AROUND ON LJ.

[joolappa]

Why helloooooooooo
What you've only had this for 1 year??? I thought you'd had it for yonks longer than me. I got mine the night of taste of chaos..which is coming to brisbane soooooon once again isn't iiittt....but not on the same day as last year.not that I'm going....but yah. YOU ARE.
Anywho, I guess I thought you had it for longer because you use yours a tad more than I use mine hahaaa

Kiwi fruit rules. And you know what's even cooler? SUMMER FRUITS (i.e. STONE FRUIT) ARE COMING BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I had a peach the other day. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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haha
yeeaaahhrrrrrrr

OMG I LOVE SUMMERRR FRUITTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IVE HAD TWO MANGOES ALREADY!!11!1
i really dont think i need to reiterate how much i love mangoes.. hahaaa (does reiterate have one t or two? ha)

[joolappa]

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahh MANGOES. Just after writing my comment I realised that I had forgotten to mention mangoes with stone fruit. I haven't had a mangoe yet BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE EATING MANGOES. YYYYUUUMMMMMM.

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hahaa yahh dude HOW COULD YOU!! heeh
wooowwooooo
apparentleh this years mango crop is REALLY GOOT.
im so excited
hahahaa
the little things in life
sigh

[avonassac]

hi.
happy birthday.
you rock my pants off.
and therefore, i shall use that as your journals birthday present.
im cheap like that, in both senses.

.. bye.

my nuts have shriveled, if that means anything. you still like them, dont you?

[it_doesnt_jump]

CHEAPO.

yes, of course i still love them. i love allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nuts!
i am a nut home!
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