| ☆ 034 | a long trunk | accidental voice post |

[itachi_kunoichi]

[Rustling of sheets.]

Izzit mornin' already-

[A sudden pause.]

[More frantic rustling.]

What. The.

HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[Insert very manly scream here.]

THERE'S AN . . . AN . . . AN ELEPHANT BETWEEN MY LEGS!!!

[More screaming.]

[ooc; yes, that is Mutou Kazuki from Busou Renkin. XD Simply because the creator said that he was based on Misao.

Comments

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[totally spittook on his soda over here thanks]

Misao?

[itachi_kunoichi]

ZACK WHYYYYYYYYY

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

I'd just go with the obvious and blame the City, personally.

1/3

[itachi_kunoichi]

I'm a--THERE'S A--

[rockstar_otouto]

... An elephant.

[itachi_kunoichi]

AN ELEPHANT!!!

[rockstar_otouto]

You're that built then?

[itachi_kunoichi]

WELL, IT'S LONG!!!

[crossshapedscar]

...

Misao-dono... calm down...

This isn't what he meant by 'don't panic'...

1/3

[itachi_kunoichi]

Calm?

2/3

[itachi_kunoichi]

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO STAY CALM

3/3

[itachi_kunoichi]

WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE BETWEEN MY LEGS!!!

[ video]

[tanukiryu]

It's a LOT scarier when you wake up and it's gone.

[ 1/3 ][ video ]

[itachi_kunoichi]

[ 2/3 ][ video ]

[itachi_kunoichi]

WHY ARE YOUR BOOBS BIGGER THAN MINE?!

[ 3/3 [ video ]

[itachi_kunoichi]

AND WHAT ABOUT THE FEELING OF NOT HAVING SOMETHING THERE AND SUDDENLY IT'S GROWN IN PLACE?!