WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at the table with  her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her  boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the  back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE: "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman ( Read more... )

ok...so i know i should update so everyone knows what i do in college....

one of many things when sober happened 2nite....WENT STREAKING to carpenter hall=art/business building couple hundred feet from dorm...in the rain running in sneakers...cars going by & it was so much fun...gotta love my tan lines.

yea almost 1pm & not in bed yet....

Guys suck ( Read more... )

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size ( Read more... )

+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter ( Read more... )

i think this is a great quote that i found on someones aim profile. relationships are like the new york subway system.....there are tons of chances to get on a train, new chances come literally every minute, but the question is which train is the right one for you catch....

GIRL TALK

Did you know kissing is healthy

Bananas are good for period pain

Its good to cry

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

Average penis size is 6 inches.. so dont be disappointed!
(lol)

Lying is actually unhealthy

Only apply mascara to your top lashes

Its actually true, boys DO insult ( Read more... )

ok so i know i havent updated in awhile but hears the whole shabang. nice & short maybe....

july 9th=grad party which was awesome...some party crashers but all good. went to bed at 3am i think. made smores & hung w/ sum friends & shit. july 10th=went to taste of buffalo w/ aunt/uncle. had sum random guys come up to me & aunt but it was all good. 2 ( Read more... )

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so the last time i did an actually journal was quite some time ago!

class nite was june 17th...got ready @ callys house...i wore make up b/c it was a special nite-lol...tiffany wore a dress...w/ flip flops...rock on girl!!! i walked w/ jordan h....i would've had the chance to walk w/ brian kern but no....the copland twins messed up the arrangement ( Read more... )

Put x's by the things that apply to you.

[ ] I am bisexual, trisexual, or homosexual.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb.
[ ] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush.
[x] I could really care less.
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