Baseball junk
So, a yankee fan, a red sox fan, and a white sox fan are walking home from the All Stars game. They happen upon a naked, passed out girl on the road-side. Choosing to do the right thing, they call the police. In the meantime, being gentlemen that they are, they decide to cover up the poor lady's nakedness. The red sox and white sox fans each cover a breast with their hats, while the yankee fan covers her crotch with his.
A cop comes along and talks to the 3 guys awhile, then heads over to the woman. He raises the red sox hat, puts it back, and then jots down on his notepad. He does the same with the white sox hat. He then lifts up the yankee hat, puts it down, lifts it up again and puts it down. A puzzled looks comes across his face and he jots down in his pad. Unsatisfied, he lifts up the hat again. Slightly irate, the yankee fan interrupts, "what are you a pervert? why do you keep doing that, officer?" The cop responds, "It's strange really, but it's just that every time I look under a yankee hat, I expect to see an asshole."
hahaha... and this picture. Johnny Damon is hot.. and he looks like Jesus. ;)
Mwhaha.