Tredici

[italianscanspar]

So I'm guessing I'm not the only one being slandered by my own damn wardrobe.

Whatever. There's nothing wrong with hating cats.

[[ but that's not what the shirt says. the shirt explicitly uses the word, terrified ]]

Comments

[brbbeincool]

Remind me never to introduce you to Django then.

[italianscanspar]

Do I want to know who Django is at all?

[brbbeincool]

My cat. Kitten actually.

[italianscanspar]

Right. Okay. Yeah, no.

[whatshedidwrong]

You're joking, right?

The cats here are way better than the people.

[italianscanspar]

Nah, I'd take people to cats anyday. People don't try to maul you with their goddamn claws.

[whatshedidwrong]

Cats don't usually attack people for no reason.

[italianscanspar]

Well then cats hate me. I hate them too. It's mutual.

[[ ...more of cats enjoy torturing firo because he's terrified of them... ]]

still myaovalouswitch

[thatsjustpawful]

DD:< what!!!

everything is wrong with hating cats!!

how could you hate kitties they are so adorable

furro i am disappointed in you!!

[italianscanspar]

They're not adorable when they're fuckin clawing you half to death in an alley! Cats are evil.

Evil.

Evil little shites.

[toothballs]

That's all yours says? Not very bad if you ask me.

[italianscanspar]

Yeah, not like I care or anything anyway.

What does yours say?

[toothballs]

What's it to you?

[italianscanspar]

A little curiosity never hurt anyone me.

[[ Blatant lie. ]]

[lovelycassie]

How could you hate cats?

[italianscanspar]

[[ ...since it's cassie... ]]

I've had...really, really bad experiences with cats.

[lovelycassie]

Oh wow, you don't really see that so much with cat's. What did the cat do?

Filtered; this story makes me snicker every time

[italianscanspar]

...I was with a girlfriend of mine, a few years ago, and we...well, we decided to go to an alley. I wasn't trying to pull a move on her or anything well much anyway it was her idea! but anyway... there were a lot of cats in the alley.