Bowl 009 [INTERMISSION; 4TH WALL]

[italianshadow]

Vee, so many new people~

Benvenuto, tutti! Welcome to Discedo! Do any of you want some pasta~?

Comments

[shotapope]

Wh-what kind?

[italianshadow]

Spaghetti! I don't have the nice stuff from back home... but it still tastes pretty good and I found some spices and tomatoes to liven it up!

[shotapope]

S-spaghetti marinara? Th-that's very kind of you to o-offer that to everyone.

[italianshadow]

Vee, close enough... Germany could only find canned tomatoes, so it's not as good as I wanted to prepare.

Everyone deserves a good meal!

[fairytaletolife]

Oh, my! That's very kind of you!

[italianshadow]

Vee, of course bella! Anything for a lovely lady such as yourself!

[fairytaletolife]

I don't think I've ever had pasta before! How does one eat it!

[italianshadow]

You've never had pasta? [gaspppp. these words have never been spoken in his life]

Well you use a fork and a spoon... you scoop the pasta up with your spoon and then turn your fork against it, so all the pasta wraps around the fork... and then you put it in your mouth! You must try some, no one can live without tasting pasta!

[lovelovecook]

Benvenuto you into my pants, yesss mmm yesss?

[italianshadow]

I don't think the both of us would fit in one pair of pants...

[kittywarlock]

Foooood? Did I hear you mention food?

[italianshadow]

Vee, of course piccolo gattino! Even kitties deserve good food!

[kittywarlock]

Lead the way! I'm so hungry, I feel like I could eat a horse!

[italianshadow]

[Idefk if cats can even digest pasta but. PASTA, PASTA EVERYWHERE because Italy is a good person.]

Here kitty kitty!

... Were you talking? [yes, now he finally realizes.]

[nobody_xpects]

[BURST IN]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[italianshadow]

[SCREAM. no, let me make this better.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE, I SURRENDER, DON'T CAPTURE ME!