[so remember this useless country? yeah. he's about to get even more useless.]

I SURRENDER!I know there are attackers in the city and I don't actually want to fight any of you so if you don't come bother Germany and I, I'll make you some pasta and you can even take it home to your friends! I have relatives in your country too! It'd be bad for ( Read more... )

[some rustling; Italy's voice comes through muffled. he's speaking in Italian at first.]

Ooh, il mio bambino, grow nice and strong... I'll protect you!

[more rustling. then a lot of feedback accompanied by a "thunk" of it hitting the floor. With a little more feedback, Italy switches into English.]

Vee, I didn't know this was on... ciao, ( Read more... )

[hey, people of Discedo! Remember that sleeping thing you like doing? You won't be getting that tonight.

See, Italy decided his chocobo needed friends. And then they all came rushing into the city, so he went outside, and well...

Everyone, you get to be woken up by Italy's communicator turning on and a very large KWEEEEE shrieking through. whoops ( Read more... )

Vee, the scientists have been so kind today! This device is so pretty, and it even matches my flag.

Oh, oh, and it draws pictures! Japan, Germany, look, I drew us!

( not an IC cut. please don't look if you don't want your eyes to be raped by color. )

[The comm turns on with a buzz; someone's been neglecting to assault the network with yelling and pasta. As it rotates on the table, it seems Italy has had more to think about; it shows Germany asleep in another room briefly, before turning to show Italy and Japan, sitting at his table. It looks as if they've been chatting for... a really long time ( Read more... )

[when the comm clicks on, all that can be seen is a big mass of something fluffy and yellow. Whatever the mass is, it appears to be moving, and there are muffled sounds coming from nearby. It's not long before the communicator is moved again by the mass of yellow until it turns a bit, and a soft "kwee!" comes through as the video turns to show a ( Read more... )

[the feed cuts on to some static and clicking; someone’s pressing a whole ton of buttons. Italy’s face flickers on an off the screen, followed by random muttering in Italian and strings of keysmash on the screen.]

sdfgdgfd-- che cosa-- ASDGINDFGSDJDFG

[Finally, Italy’s face appears on the screen. He’s grinning like an idiot, but that’s about as ( Read more... )