1- Go to www.google.com

2- Type in "Failure", without the quotes

3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky"

4- Look at it and laugh at what comes up

5- Tell your friends before the people at Google fix it

that damn livejournal goat, or as i call him Goatee, is just too damn cute......now he's all dressed for halloween with his little wittle sheety weety......awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......omg i need a pet lol....and a life....and a JOB....anybody hiring cripples???

so i got the MRI results today and its official, Grace has a herniated disc...the cure: physical therapy, sine treatment, and a muscle relaxant that should damn-near knock my ass out, but im assured it will relieve some of my pain...physical therapy im told will be cool, lots of massages and stuff which im actually looking forward to (thanks ( Read more... )

sooooooooooooooooooooooo i went for the MRI today.....first off, they make me put on a hospital gown that was one-size-fits-all....now you KNOW my fat ass was NOT going to fit into something that the majority of the public fits into...you know there are some skinny-ass bitches out there lol...but anyway, i have to get damn-near nekkid and put this ( Read more... )

so i went to the orthopedist on thursday, who was an hour and 40 minutes late for the appointment (him, not me) and he informed me that i have a herniated disc and a lumbar strain, (the lumbar is the muscle on the bottom of your back, basically where all my pain is located), and i have to go for an MRI on monday and the BESTEST news of all is that ( Read more... )

So yea, i threw my back out....dont ask me how cuz im not sure....it started last week when i pulled a muscle on the lower left hand side of my back...my back has been extremely sensitive since i sustained severe whiplash from the accident that caused my concussion last year, and im not supposed to be lifting ANYTHING or straining it in any way, ( Read more... )

it's really sad when you bring up the absurdity of someone's present behavior, and all they can think of to throw back at you is your past ( Read more... )

wow.....i havent posted anything since september 20th, what the shit is that?!?!?!

but here we go, its time for another exciting installment of...

Grace's Quote Of The Week!

Her: "Yea, its like, the depressed, suicidal father and the alcoholic, slut daughter"

Me: "Wow, that sounds like a fun family. Kinda like the Osmonds."

And for round 2:

Her ( Read more... )

"Because of you i never stray too far from the sidewalk...because of you i learned to play on the safe side so i dont get hurt...because of u i find it hard to trust not only me but everyone around me...because of you i try my hardest just to forget everything...because of you i dont know how to let anyone else in...because of you im ashamed of my ( Read more... )