Comments | itasianinvasion: Day 67: Mad Scientist a Tale of Fire and Ice

itasianinvasion

Day 67: Mad Scientist a Tale of Fire and Ice

Apr 14, 2008 22:40

Nearly seventy days in, and I’m starting to think about making a few things a permanent fixture week to week. Mad Scientist, comics reviews, something about cooking, and maybe a review or something with the summer movie season officially starting May 2nd with Iron Man’s flick coming out for all of us to enjoy.

Anyway, Mad Scientist time, and I can’ ( Read more... )

fire, super powers, resolution, ice, mad scientist

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spanishbullshit April 15 2008, 03:07:43 UTC

Iceman all the way ( ... )

itasianinvasion April 15 2008, 14:59:43 UTC

Um, Iceman wasn't in the Fox Cartoon?

coolhandskippy April 15 2008, 03:23:38 UTC

I'd pick Iceman, if only because he's almost as powerful as Jean Grey. I mean, this guy could go all Cat's Cradle on us and freeze every molecule of water on the planet. It's an insane amount of power to wield, and I think I'm the right insane person to wield it.

itasianinvasion April 15 2008, 15:00:12 UTC

I said Iceman's powers, not be Iceman. No Omega Mutant for you.

coolhandskippy April 15 2008, 21:18:22 UTC

well isn't it essentially the same thing?

itasianinvasion April 15 2008, 21:20:29 UTC

Nope, there's a woman in the old Justice League named Ice who had a similar power set but couldn't doom the world if she wanted to.

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anonymous April 15 2008, 05:09:29 UTC

Yes, iceman. You know why? Sure the power, the ice slides, the not having to ever fucking pay out the ass to run an air conditioner... I'd make some fucking liquor. Ferment some wine or something, hard apple cider, freeze all the water in it and all you got is sweet sweet hooch. As a home-brewing enthusiast, the idea of being able to distill without making a big dangerous home-still is really appealing.

Yup. I just think it's a much more convenient power set when you get down to brass tax. They'd pay you a whole shit-ton of money to sort out some of that fire shit out in California that seems to happen every couple of years.

Buz denies the fire-crotch

itasianinvasion April 15 2008, 15:02:22 UTC

JP picked Ice to return to a more innocent time in his lie.

Duke picked Ice because he wants to hold the world hostage.

You picked Ice to be a more efficient-self-sufficient alcoholic.

Game ball to Buz.

peechiz April 17 2008, 15:36:23 UTC

If i were a smoker, i would definitely go torch. I light enough incense and candles as it is and I can never find a lighter when I need one. Also i have a childhood pyro that never really got to set enough things on fire to be satisfied.

However, iceman gets to make the biggest fucking snowboard ramps in the world whenever he goddamn well wants, he can have Popsicle-dick sex, and as stated, I'd never have to wait for my beer to get cold again. Ever. Imagine walking into a party, they have the keg, they forgot the ice, or maybe that plastic thing they had it in is leaking. I walk over and hump it into submission - the ice cubes are now a block of solid ice around the keg and the beer is instantly cold. They would name statues after me in germany: Herr Eisficker.

itasianinvasion April 17 2008, 23:02:52 UTC

I hope you're a gentle lover. No one likes a foamy keg.

anonymous April 21 2008, 02:04:58 UTC

If you're still in any way planning on our time-traveling quest to bash the Hun, Ice Man is the way to go. If it's one thing Jerry doesn't like - it's the cold.

Although, our powers would probably be ineffective during a fire bombing raid. (a la FroZone from Incredibles) Although the chances of us raiding arms caches in Dresden during an incendiary raid are slim, we should avoid it. I mean, being on fire! That's a typical shabby Nazi trick!

Neil