Day 81: Mad Scientist Shifteroo

[itasianinvasion]

It’s the Monday Mad Scientist break down this time dealing with shape-shifting.

A.)    You can change into anything with a similar mass.  Now, similar is open to interpretation, in this case, you could change into Shaquille O’Neal, especially since he’s a person, but not, say, an elephant.  Essentially you could turn into any person on Earth, a dog

Comments

[anonymous]

clarification: so if I chose A b/c I wanted to be able to eat/drink whatever I wanted in whatever quantities and still maintain a six-pack abs, 32 waist, and massive pecs, would it just be the shape shifting for appearances? I.e. would I still get diabetes, heart, and liver diseases?

[anonymous]

jp: BTW

[itasianinvasion]

You'd still have poor health, though you could, I suppose, come up with more efficient or adaptable organs or digestive/circulatory systems, since you have selective shape-shifting, but it, uh, might kill you since those organs would stop working when they changed, and if you fucked up and were wrong, you're dead.

As long as you don't eat 5 gallons of ice cream a night after eating 15 fried chickens you could still cheat and be Brad-Pitt-from-Fight-Club cut

[anonymous]

I'm going to go with A on this one. I would make myself Bruce Lee cut whenever I took my shirt off and live my life forcing my toes into the faces of douchebags everywhere. I would start a reverse race war. I would kill and get away with it. I would be the world's best gigilo.

Buz has successfully used every power he's ever had for profit.