Day 109: Mad Scientist: English Motha F*ucka. Do You Speak It?

[itasianinvasion]

Mad Scientists Monday is back, with the choice between speaking in tongues.

A.)    Speak and you will be heard, listen and you will understand.  This is the ability to speak and communicate with any sentient being anywhere.  Any language or form of communications is instantly at your command, including Morse code, smoke signals, sign language, etc.

Comments

[coolhandskippy]

this is the toughest one you've posed yet, i think. i think the technoglot would be the most useful in this day and age. i can see uses for the other skills, but they seem more recreational. unless i was to become head of a multi-national business conglomerate. then the whole talking in all languages would be nice.

but yeah. talking to machines. and that might be because i have such a hard time doing it now.

[anonymous]

Choice A is pretty clear to me for the obvious reason that (most) machines don't have vaginas. Meanwhile, girls and possibly aliens if I was feeling like Kirk, do. Thus, the ability to communicate with all manner of women greatly expands my ability to seduce (get shot down). Also when I crush my enemies and see them driven before me I will actually understand the lamentations of their women.