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itextedyou

två }{ where are my keys i lost my phone

Jul 06, 2009 20:10

First order of business. I would like to introduce anyone who I have met, who hasn't mutually been introduced to them, Mr. Bill Compton and his human, Sookie Stackhouse. I expect that this place will treat them kindly ( Read more... )

trolling troll who trolls, vampires lol, i'm the boss deal with it, fangtasia, humans are useful, sookie stackhouse, a bar with real bite, vampire bill, sell yourself, bill's human, cheese is not just a food, a very classy dude

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bladed_siberian July 7 2009, 02:29:49 UTC

... nude calendar? Seriously?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:31:50 UTC

I'm usually somewhat serious, yes.

bladed_siberian July 7 2009, 02:34:05 UTC

You just got here and you're already planning on getting people's clothes off. Wow.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:42:56 UTC

Not quite.

I plan on making a nude calendar. Your description is crass and unwanted.

punchlikeagirl July 7 2009, 03:25:57 UTC

Fangtasia? Why not The Fangtimony? Or Fangtasy? How about Fangri-La?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 03:28:45 UTC

I like the sound of Fangri-La. That's a good one.

But what good is there messing with a working formula.

punchlikeagirl July 7 2009, 03:32:33 UTC

Black and white TVs worked pretty well, but you don't see many of them around anymore.

Fangri-La does sound a bit like a vampire Japanese tea garden though.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 03:45:28 UTC

Televisions aren't like names. Anthony is still a serviceable name despite being a thousand years old and more.

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because he really doesn't know better. coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 04:42:45 UTC

Why do you need your roommate to be openminded and responsible?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 04:46:15 UTC

Because I'm not around during the day.

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 05:56:02 UTC

Why not just get a pet, then?

[ooc: I've seen the show. yes, you converted me. I'm tempted to have Anthony offer... The chaos that this would make... XD]

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:03:09 UTC

Who says that isn't what I'm trying to do?

[ooc: hahaha XD]

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and because *I* don't knowany better basstardchuck July 7 2009, 04:43:42 UTC

Vampire bar for human patrons? That's... unique idea.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 04:47:52 UTC

Perhaps not unique. There were many such places where I've come from, although not in the area.

But it made me money. No matter how exceptional their lives get, most individuals still want to indulge in a little fantasy. A Goth-Industrial bar with vampire employees is a little fantasy enough for most of them.

private basstardchuck July 7 2009, 05:58:52 UTC

If you're looking for investors, I might be interested. I own a bar here, but this sounds like an equally interesting venue.

I'm Chuck Bass, by the way.

private itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:06:25 UTC

A bar? What kind of bar?

It's Northman.

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lt_alenko July 7 2009, 04:49:52 UTC

I assume you mean this...roommate would need to be open-minded about blood-drinking?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 04:51:13 UTC

Preferably this roommate would be offering.

lt_alenko July 7 2009, 04:54:26 UTC

I regret to inform you, I am not the man for you, it would seem.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 05:00:34 UTC

It's fine.

I'm exceedingly picky.