tre }{ chocolate-flavored love theme

[itextedyou]

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[fullferricelric]

I'm sold.

[itextedyou]

Remember to get the name Fangtasia out there.

[guardianhime]

They look delicious.

[itextedyou]

They do look that way. And smell that way.

[guardianhime]

So...it's a new vampire? restaurant...?

[itextedyou]

A nightclub. Technically for humans. Vampires don't drink much alcohol where I am from.

[valentineluke]

...novel.

[itextedyou]

I try.

[valentineluke]

Creative with the house drinks as well?

[itextedyou]

We serve a decent pomegranate martini, if that's what you're interested in.

[idkmybffsatan]

Even if I still say the name's corny, I'll take a cupcake.

And my priorities? Nothing. Just chilling here in the City.

[itextedyou]

You should take a few. And come back for a beer some day.

You have no priorities here?

[idkmybffsatan]

I don't know about coming back for a beer. I don't want to end up some vampire's drink pank.

And not really. I'm more of a go with the flow sort of guy. Always have been always will be.

[itextedyou]

There is to be no biting on premises. I'll be making sure of it.

That's interesting. You're not worried about staying alive?

[honestlyrubbish]

...Fangtasia. A vampire bar?

[itextedyou]

Fangtasia. A vampire bar. More accurately for this place, apparently, a bar with a vampire theme. I suspect most customers will be human.

Hence the tasty cupcakes.

[honestlyrubbish]

I'd assumed the vampire theme from both the name of the establishment and the cupcakes, yes, although I do hope you realize that leaning towards the kitschy might attract... interesting types. Intolerable types.

But why more a bar with a vampire theme than simply a vampire bar? Do you not plan on serving blood, then?

[itextedyou]

Interesting types? What does your apparent expertise say about interesting types?

I plan on serving alcohol. Not blood of any kind. And I won't be permitting any biting on premises, either.