Comments | itextedyou: fem }{ if there's a scene somewhere you're gonna play your role

itextedyou

fem }{ if there's a scene somewhere you're gonna play your role

Aug 02, 2009 21:30

I forgive humans for being weak and needy and having poor shelf lives ( Read more... )

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SHE IS VERY ANNOYED WITH YOU, ERIC suckeh August 3 2009, 02:53:32 UTC

LOOK HE'S CURSED SOOKIE itextedyou August 3 2009, 02:54:40 UTC

BUT THE GENERAL SENTIMENT STILL EXISTS suckeh August 3 2009, 02:55:49 UTC

BUT IT'S KIND OF TRUE itextedyou August 3 2009, 02:56:43 UTC

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darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:00:54 UTC

Wow, you cleaned it up yourself? My opinion of you's improved.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:03:22 UTC

Not that your opinion of me truly matters, but does this mean that I am above a common garden slug now?

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:06:24 UTC

Oh you still suck. You just suck a little less now.

And I think you're probably cursed like Henry is.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:12:00 UTC

I'm more of a gentle sucker these days.

Cursed?

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punchlikeagirl August 3 2009, 03:04:37 UTC

Oh man, I hope you don't catch too much crap for some of that. Not that you seem like the kind of guy who cares.

And I never thought about how a lot of places wouldn't be open while you're up and about. Sucks if you need to go to the bank.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:12:55 UTC

I'm not the kind of guy who cares.

At home, I had humans who were loyal to me and would have done it for me. This place isn't as such.

punchlikeagirl August 3 2009, 03:20:52 UTC

If you need some errands run, I don't mind doing it.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:28:09 UTC

I wouldn't accept that without paying you.

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venomouselle August 3 2009, 03:20:08 UTC

Oh, the sincerity.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:29:44 UTC

I'm feeling sadly compelled.

A man like me doesn't have many lofty vendettas or life-long enemies.

venomouselle August 3 2009, 03:32:08 UTC

I suggest you give it a try. Though I'm sure life-long changes from one...being to another.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:39:55 UTC

Maybe I will. I keep hearing that it can be rewarding.

And there's no need to be politically correct with me.

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stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 04:23:24 UTC

Haven't you figured out by now how to order while the stores are closed and have them deliver?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 04:25:36 UTC

Unfortunately, some of my deliveries require a signature. Both at home and here.

I try to keep humans around to accept them. But I've been at a disadvantage here, frankly.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 04:27:56 UTC

Your winning smile hasn't earned you a personal Renfield? I'm shocked.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 04:29:14 UTC

My glamour doesn't function as well here.

It's a new...and difficult challenge, to gain their trust honestly.

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