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[itextedyou]

Mister William Compton is gone. Back to his quiet home and his 'friends' and to his depressing little town and his incredibly annoying teenage childe and his boring blood substitute and his prosaic little mainstreaming life. And so I find myself relieved of any of my responsibilities as Sheriff from home, in this place, and I am free to focus my

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[darkest0knight]

Sorry your friend went home.

[itextedyou]

I am not. Bill is entertaining, and I find myself liking him typically. But he is also a pain, and stands between me and something that interests me.

[darkest0knight]

Something that interests you?

[itextedyou]

Something if you want to be accurate. Someone if you want to be politically correct.

[punchlikeagirl]

Bill was the pathetic vampire who was stupid over Sookie?

[itextedyou]

Bill was the pathetic vampire who was stupid over Sookie.

She must be very distraught. But I am not.

[punchlikeagirl]

And here I was going to offer you a shoulder to cry on.

[itextedyou]

Firstly, I don't cry.

Secondly, I would not want to ruin your lovely shirt. Whatever it happens to be.

[valentineluke]

No great loss?

[itextedyou]

I won't say that nothing of value was lost. He is a valuable member of my community-- at home. Here he was a reluctant responsibility.

[sleepyseer]

Do people actually volunteer?

[itextedyou]

More than I am sure that you would imagine. Some individuals find that it is enjoyable.

[sleepyseer]

You can't be serious.

[itextedyou]

Oh, very.

[downrightlinear]

If I didn't know better I'd say you were almost jealous.

[itextedyou]

That's cute.

He is also very average in the physical attractiveness department, for the record.

[downrightlinear]

And this matters because it means that you're now the only person of average physical attractiveness left from your world?

[itextedyou]

It matters because it makes me happy to be better than him in every way. I'm petty. Not jealous.