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itextedyou

åtta }{ i wish i could buy back the woman you stole

Aug 19, 2009 00:09

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[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood, ( Read more... )

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voice; also placeholder :< downrightlinear August 19 2009, 04:29:20 UTC

Pun not intended?

voice; delicious placeholders itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:32:26 UTC

Pun not intended this time. 'That blows' would have been more accurate.

voice; HELLO downrightlinear August 19 2009, 14:20:01 UTC

What happened? Don't say 'a bomb.' I can read and use context clues.

voice; GOOD MORNING itextedyou August 19 2009, 14:22:49 UTC

A bomb which was strapped to a young member of a religious extremist group. Which was comprised of plastic explosive and chains of silver, as well as explosive rounds.

I am very annoyed.

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darkest0knight August 19 2009, 04:33:16 UTC

You're looking kind of gross. What happened?

voice; itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:35:34 UTC

A bomb.

And a political nightmare.

voice; darkest0knight August 19 2009, 04:36:15 UTC

A bomb? Jesus.

Are you okay?

voice; itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:38:36 UTC

I will be once I have had a shower. There is blood in my ear.

What day is tonight?

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idkmybffsatan August 19 2009, 04:35:02 UTC

Hey, you okay?

voice; itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:36:58 UTC

I'm cranky.

voice idkmybffsatan August 19 2009, 04:37:59 UTC

That's obvious enough.

I mean, physically. You look like a truck hit you.

voice itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:39:37 UTC

It was plastique. And a handful of bullets.

A truck I would have been able to stop.

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punchlikeagirl August 19 2009, 04:42:23 UTC

Are you going to need like, ummm, a drink or something after all that?

itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:46:10 UTC

Eventually. Soon.

You seem strangely accepting of the concepts involved.

punchlikeagirl August 19 2009, 04:50:21 UTC

You want me to find you something? I mean, like the bottled kind.

Umm, you obviously lost a lot of blood, you gotta replace it and I doubt an IV would work.

itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:56:56 UTC

I don't drink that swill.

I'm fine.

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missesthestars August 19 2009, 04:47:16 UTC

That looks decided unpleasant, do you need assistance?

itextedyou August 19 2009, 04:50:56 UTC

I think that I can make it back to my apartment in fifteen minutes. Somehow I feel lucky that it wasn't high noon when I showed up here.

Then I need to get a good square meal in me.

missesthestars August 19 2009, 04:53:15 UTC

That looks like the result of an explosion, a nasty one if I'm not mistaken.

...I take it you have willing volunteers?

itextedyou August 19 2009, 05:02:06 UTC

It was. A moderately large bomb made of plastic explosives, silver chains and other shrapnel. It was unfortunate, but when I managed a quick check, no one of immediate importance to me was killed.

Not yet. Soon enough.

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