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itextedyou

åtta }{ i wish i could buy back the woman you stole

Aug 19, 2009 00:09

[ video post ]

[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood, ( Read more... )

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 05:22:43 UTC

My, how unpleasant. Who did that?

itextedyou August 19 2009, 05:30:54 UTC

Humans.

der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 05:38:59 UTC

That is outrageous. Why were they even able to?

Also, I may need a word with you later, when you're calmer again.

itextedyou August 19 2009, 05:42:47 UTC

There was a bomb. Silver shrapnel. It was disgusting.

I'm calm.

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miss_waldorf August 19 2009, 06:34:00 UTC

Ew.

itextedyou August 19 2009, 06:37:45 UTC

My apologies for having disgusted you.

miss_waldorf August 19 2009, 06:48:53 UTC

You must be one of them mutants.

itextedyou August 19 2009, 06:55:13 UTC

Don't be insulting.

I am a vampire.

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1/3 bealright August 19 2009, 06:34:51 UTC

2/3 bealright August 19 2009, 06:35:46 UTC

Eric-san...

3/3 bealright August 19 2009, 06:36:49 UTC

D- do you need help, Eric? What happened?

itextedyou August 19 2009, 06:54:20 UTC

Something stupid and avoidable.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

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1/2 gotta go to bed mercifulsun August 19 2009, 06:47:38 UTC

Ahh?

she-younger-godric calls placeholder mercifulsun August 19 2009, 06:49:04 UTC

Do you need blood?

night night~ sleep well~ itextedyou August 19 2009, 06:53:29 UTC

Very soon. But someone has offered to bring me a young lady.

I hope she's O+.

<3~ mercifulsun August 20 2009, 04:13:35 UTC

[ assumes that's a joke ]

What happened?

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voice thatsmyjob August 19 2009, 08:47:59 UTC

[Have a bemused human?]

Eric? Are you all right?

voice itextedyou August 19 2009, 08:50:52 UTC

[ have a cranky but somehow slightly amused vampire, Thom. and the sound of one of those bullets finally falling to the ground. ]

I am having what I believe to be a very bad week.

voice thatsmyjob August 19 2009, 08:53:47 UTC

[ooc: Long pause as he tries to work out exactly what that noise was in conjunction with the last image he saw on the screen of his PDA!]

It sounds like.

Are you all right?

voice itextedyou August 19 2009, 08:57:44 UTC

There was a terrorist bombing at home. You need not worry yourself about it or my health.

I would simply be better with something to eat.

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