i'm legal muddafuckaz...

[ithoughtsh3kn3w]

i wake up on the morning of my 18th bday to look over and see my husband unconscience in an awkward stance with his legs hanging off the end of my bed scratching his ass... now thats sexy sheffield...

lol happy bday to me (=

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[allyruckus]

happy burfaday my love <333333.
<3ally.

[gizmo12688]

happy b-day chapstick

[__toranator]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *throws confetti everywhere*
Now you can go to strip clubs!!
Woo!
Haha

[the_third_man3]

I scratched no ass!!!!

and if I did, it was most assuredly a sleep-scratch

[virescence]

you guys are both siick. haha happy birthday matt!

[ithoughtsh3kn3w]

whether u were consious or not, there was ass-scratch-ige

[deadnics]

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY birthday my dearest Matthew :)