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[ithurtswhenipee]

i have come to discover that i fart WAY too much for a girl

and this is why i cannot get a date

you shallow bastards

Comments

[hogofheaven]

No, the fact that you have A PENIS is why you can't get a date. The farting thing is no big.

[ithurtswhenipee]

you're just mad cause mine looked so much bigger next to yours

[hogofheaven]

Nigga, that was my SPARE DICK. My REAL dick is stored in a vault in Fort Knox guarded by elite Swiss commandos versed in the Gnostic scriptures and seven different martial arts.

[evelynn]