Job interview thingy at Pocono Cinema at 2 and then I'm going to Death Cab for Cutie all by myself. Hope to see you all freaking there, although you all went last night so I'll probably just see a whole bunch of screaming Ben Kweller bitches. You're all pussies.

No, i'm the red light sting and i represent canada in all their hoser-esque glory, full on hard ons with mounties on all sides and foreign foxes tapping pseudo ivory keys and snapping in/out of childish shrieking, my cock is an apple, what do we have to do with what we have to do what do we have do those kids with apples will get you in trouble ( Read more... )

my wireless bill was 250 dollars.
I'm overdrawn on my bank account.
I have a 120 dollar speeding fine
and car insurance this month $220

about five hundred dollars i need
by the end of this month.. great.

I poured coffee in my belgium waffle cause I thought it was syrup. Nice way to start the day. & I've been wearing the same pants for four days straight.

I don't like this.

Okay this is me confronting things. Dealing with them. And I know it doesn't make any sense ( Read more... )

so I accidentally drove to florida :\

grandma: Montana!?
me: yes?
grandma: what does it mean when teenagers talk about getting their salad tossed?
me: ... hahahahahaha
grandma: what about rainbow parties?

This is me undone. I promise you I'm better than this.

I just spent twenty minutes wearing a skirt as a shirt and in less than a day I'll be too happy for livejournal.