Not the poet.
There was a time when I had this thing called "Dan's First Cameraphone," and oh my, did it get used. I really liked to take photos of my dog.
Posing:
Wondering What the Hell I Kept Aiming at Him:
Sleeping:
Waking Up:
Also, there was a time when Dan posted from a computer without the fabulous GIMP, and so did not resize his images. Deal.