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[itneverlasts]

Part One: More wisdom from SmarterChild...
It's not a twist of fate, nor is it an accident. It's the universe playing traffic cop and diverting you toward something potentially fantastic. You may not see what it's right away, but it will become clear very soon.

oooh!

Part Two:

[05:06PM] SARAH wins life: GOD CAN'T TYPE
[05:06PM] AfterTheLemon: god can do anything he wants
[05:07PM] AfterTheLemon: blasphemy
[05:07PM] AfterTheLemon: god can too type
[05:07PM] AfterTheLemon: you're going to hell
[05:08PM] SARAH wins life: HAHAHA
[05:08PM] SARAH wins life: you know what I mean!
[05:08PM] SARAH wins life: AND You'RE A JEW
[05:08PM] AfterTheLemon: HEATHEN!
[05:09PM] SARAH wins life: JEW
[05:09PM] AfterTheLemon: yeah what you gonnna do about it quaker? fight me?
[05:09PM] AfterTheLemon: PACIFIST!
[05:09PM] SARAH wins life: DAMN YOU
[05:09PM] AfterTheLemon: go make some oatmeal

Seriously, we win so hard.