Felling romantic today...but still, fuck that elephant.

[itoldyouso]

Hey Kelly-
I kinda found myself in a situation, and I'm at a loss as for what to do. I've been talking to this person on-line for about a year or so now, and didn't think much of it, because we "met" while I was still dating someone. I've been single for roughly the past 8 months, and I've since developed feelings for this girl. Okay. Now other than

Comments

[theskirtgirlie]

"Hey pretty lady, I think I might have a thing for you, because you're awesome. Can I buy you a meal or something? Possibly a ticket to one of those Moving Pictures they've got these days? Or if you don't have a thing for me, can I do all those things anyway because I just enjoy your company?"

That's pretty much the best way to ask someone out ever.

I'd fall for it.

[theskirtgirlie]

That's pretty close to my method. Damn.

It must be said that our Sage advisor is smooth as hell. There simply aren't enough Os in smooth to accurately describe her pick-up prowess.