jeez, i thought Ivan's testicles were big, but an elephant's testicles are 13lb, which makes 13 Ivans ( Read more... )

i want a liger


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ow!

you know what would be fair?

if girls were exempt from finals when on their periods.

see, that would be fair.

that would be a good application of TITLE IX.

but we live in a chauvinistic world.

ive never hated a professor so dearly. i'm really tempted to make an effigy.

"Impacted wisdom teeth that are free from disease (healthy) should not be operated on. There are two reasons for this ( Read more... )

my cooking skills include the 10 ft dash (to save an over-boiling pot), the precise art of pasta washing and dilution(to get rid of excess salt), and using the telephone (when meal creation fails ( Read more... )

i cant wait to get the fuck out of this stupid-ass town

i dont know why i was surprised that the simpsons is an environmental movie. the show has always had a strong environmental satire. maybe it was the enphesis...especially the gore joke ( Read more... )

my motorcycle now has 1800 miles on it. by the end of the summer, it will probably be almost 4000 ( Read more... )

i'm nervous about michigan. i dont want to pack yet again.

but i'm going to dc on tuesday. and excitement builds by the minute.