PERMISSIONS GIVE THEM TO ME
PLEASE GIVE ME THE BLANKET PERMISSIONS TO USE COMEDIC VIOLENCE ON YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU ANNOY REBORN AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE
SOME POSSIBLE PRE-EMPTIVE ANSWERS
Q) Is comedic violence comedic?
A) YES. GET OVER IT IMMEDIATELY, OR IN FIVE MINUTES, OR CHECK YOURSELF INTO THE HOSPITAL. WHATEVER. IF TSUNA CAN SURVIVE REBORN SO CAN YOU.
Q) Will Reborn kill any of my characters?
A) Never!
Q) Can I have a REAL FIGHT with Reborn?
A) NOPE
Q) BUT I PLAY A JESUS
A) Reborn doesn't really CARE, but if you are clever enough to be nice to him at all times he probably won't hurt you. If you aren't nice to him at all times you aren't a very good jesus and deserve what you get.
Q) HE'S SO CUTE CAN I TOUCH HIM
A) I REALLY REALLY DON'T SUGGEST IT
Q) Reborn is in weird cosplay all the time! Can I recognize him?
A) UP TO YOU. In the manga most people don't, but manga operates on COMEDY LOGIC. Reborn doesn't care either way.
Q) WAIT, WHAT EXACTLY ANNOYS REBORN
A) Either you do something he didn't want you to do even if he didn't tell you not to do it, or you don't do something he wanted you to do even though he never told you to do it.
Q) ......IS THERE SOME WAY TO AVOID THIS?
A) If you like Reborn and are nice to him and respectful and such he probably won't ever actually hurt you, just correct you if you do it wrong. Probably.
Q) Wait if Reborn violences me can I violence back?
A) BY ALL MEANS, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT
ANYTHING ELSE? QUESTIONS GO HERE. I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH IT WHEN I RAPE YOU.
SOME POSSIBLE PRE-EMPTIVE ANSWERS
Q) Is comedic violence comedic?
A) YES. GET OVER IT IMMEDIATELY, OR IN FIVE MINUTES, OR CHECK YOURSELF INTO THE HOSPITAL. WHATEVER. IF TSUNA CAN SURVIVE REBORN SO CAN YOU.
Q) Will Reborn kill any of my characters?
A) Never!
Q) Can I have a REAL FIGHT with Reborn?
A) NOPE
Q) BUT I PLAY A JESUS
A) Reborn doesn't really CARE, but if you are clever enough to be nice to him at all times he probably won't hurt you. If you aren't nice to him at all times you aren't a very good jesus and deserve what you get.
Q) HE'S SO CUTE CAN I TOUCH HIM
A) I REALLY REALLY DON'T SUGGEST IT
Q) Reborn is in weird cosplay all the time! Can I recognize him?
A) UP TO YOU. In the manga most people don't, but manga operates on COMEDY LOGIC. Reborn doesn't care either way.
Q) WAIT, WHAT EXACTLY ANNOYS REBORN
A) Either you do something he didn't want you to do even if he didn't tell you not to do it, or you don't do something he wanted you to do even though he never told you to do it.
Q) ......IS THERE SOME WAY TO AVOID THIS?
A) If you like Reborn and are nice to him and respectful and such he probably won't ever actually hurt you, just correct you if you do it wrong. Probably.
Q) Wait if Reborn violences me can I violence back?
A) BY ALL MEANS, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT
ANYTHING ELSE? QUESTIONS GO HERE. I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH IT WHEN I RAPE YOU.