As per Mike's request

[its_a_satire]

 I am in love with the Onion.

If any of you were offended by Mike's hyperbola post, then you may not want to read this, but Theology really does desensitize you.

I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!

April 28, 1999 | Issue 35•16

I know, I know, I've heard all the arguments: Abortion stops a beating heart. It's a child, not a choice. Every life is

Comments

[a_lipid_bilayer]

Awesome! She says you're welcome. I doubt you'll get this in time but am I still driving you tomorrow?

[its_a_satire]

To the best of my knowledge, you still are. Unless that's a problem for you, but as of now you are.

And excellent, Molly. Now we shall party on for two more hours!
Woo.