Best Dining in the Country

[its_a_satire]

 So, I started my work at Bowdoin's prestigious dining services yesterday (for those of you who don't know (e.i. those of you who don't go to Bowdoin), Bowdoin has the best dining services in the country, and the whole school is obsessed with food), and I was working in the walk-in fridge when I saw something that really amused me

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[sweeney10]

I know what you mean. I always laugh when I see "Jam-Free Paper" on the paper boxes. At last we are free of the scourge of jam filled paper.

[a_lipid_bilayer]

It's 'i.e.' not 'e.i.' you twit!

But yeah, that made me laugh out loud when I read it. Never before has mayo done so much for so many...

[its_a_satire]

Ahem, you ne'er-do-well, I was not attempting to say "i.e." as in id est; I was simply abbreviating even including, because none of you guys go to Bowdoin. And here I was attempting to be inclusive.

And mayo will never again do so much for so many...

[its_a_satire]

Oh, well, he is nerdy (which is a good thing), but he's a bit socially awkward (even for a nerd). He's one of those people who always says things and then people just kind of look at each other weirdly. So I don't think that there's much of a future there for you (unless you like oblivious people; which you may...)

Besides, like I said, no accent. No accent=no go in my book.

[httsttfskier2]

"Heavy Duty Mayonnaise"

So, this made me laugh out load just now, and the laughing woke up my roommate. Way to go, Jade, way to go.

But seriously, funniest thing I've head in a while, as in, since I got to this crushingly unfunny place called WashU.

Oh, and every time I see the huge vegan sections in all of our dining places, I think of you. (freak) :P