My little adventure

[its_a_satire]

 So, today I was at my Freshman seminar, which is called The Greatest American Play? where we read plays and discuss them and write papers about them. My professor (Professor Watterson be his name) is one of the most stereotypical professors that I have ever laid eyes on: He's like 70, wears tweed jackets and ties everyday, has a little bald spot

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[a_lipid_bilayer]

Wait... so let me get this straight... you want to sleep with your teacher?

[its_a_satire]

Wow, I never knew that you were that good at interpreting people's posts.

That said, sleeping with a 70 year old man would be way to stressful. He'd have so much experience...

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[httsttfskier2]

That sounds like the single most awesome thing ever. I'm so happy for you....both of you. *wipes a tear*

*reminisces about Beauty and the Beast and the library of awesome*