you ever farted really loudly
when a cat is taking a nap on your lap,
and the cat just looks up at you and yawns?

yea.... me neither.

merry christmas

i was driving down the street at 2:30 am

when all of a sudden 5 black girls ran out into the street and started jumping rope

i didnt know what to do

so i waved and drove on

today i learned that giraffes have one heart and it ways 23 pounds

i always thought they had two hearts, one in thier necks

maybe thats the brontosauras

meh, no big difference

some fucking bastard stole 180 fucking dollars from me

i needed that money god damnit

serious shit is going down if i figure out who did this

and i think i might know who did it

fuck

i think squeak's eyes are turning green

does that happen to kittens like it does to babies?

good brithday

I made a web site about Abe Lincoln
go there
learn stuff

http://www2.gvsu.edu/~debanoa/

so i think ihave a room mate now

good night.....

fuck last night
way to much to handle
please dont make me deal with that again

joshua finck

this is for you.
you know what to do with it,
do the best ya can.
thanks a ton buddy.

Alex


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