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[its_electric___]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me

Comments

[inkandbullets]

remember the time we tried to mate the goldfish with the pelican?

[its_electric___]

and it tried to eat the goldfish? good times.

[snolliebollie]

Remember that one time we went to Paris and threw ice-cream at all the stupid people?

[its_electric___]

Le sigh. Dropping fudge ripple on that horrible driver.

[snolliebollie]

Indeed. And trying to find him an equally horrible girlfriend later on in the louvre..

[its_electric___]

And succeeding when that ghastly waitress messed up our order of croissants...

[tweetyeco06]

remember when you woke up one morning and i was asleep next to you?

[its_electric___]

Yeah, that was kinda weird, because I thought I locked the doors.

[bellezza_italia]

Remember when we used to frolic naked through fields of pineapples in Oklahoma?

[its_electric___]

Ah, yes. The pineapple fields. How I miss them so.

[good__vs__emo]

remember that one time on the bridge when you threw a burrito out your window and it hit a guy on a motorcycle and then he punted your dong? good times good times.

[its_electric___]

I yelled for him on the bridge, but he was long gone. Then I crawled into a glass cage of emotion and told San Diego to all go eff themselves and lost my job and then got trapped with bears and then my precious Baxter showed up to save me! YAYYYY!