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[chelonianmobile]

Homestuck High (not worksafe):

"I lust johnatan NOT YOU!" she eviscerated softly wilst she cries the velvit tears odf the mennopauses that climacate from the ruens of the reched pedimeants of life. "HE IS CUMMING FOR ME

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[ayumidah]

... I.

What.

[chelonianmobile]

I suspect the writer was opening the dictionary at random whenever they needed a new word.

[muffinsphinx]

welp. you just provided me with instant day-improvement. seriously what even

[azurelunatic]

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff should stick to webcomics.

[azurelunatic]

(alas, the link seems to be missing its payload?) (if that's a downside; my eyes may burn out reading it)

[chelonianmobile]

Dammit, sorry *goes to fix* Should work now.