You Bring It - I’ll Say It.

[its_nin]

I was woefully unprepared last Friday evening for the Chase Home Finance Call-Every-Hour Marathon wherein a person of random exotic origin calls to “congratulate” me on completing my trial modification last month and inform me that I will be receiving a modification package in the mail

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[robindanielle]

I came back here to see what all your clever friends and family had come up with...I am sadly disappointed! picture me with a big sad face :(

[robindanielle]

I thought you would get something like this:

http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html

[jeney]

Don't I know you from somewhere? You sound familiar. I know I know your voice. Have you ever lived in Texas? How about California.

Have you ever worked for ________?
How about _____________?

Do you know Sally? Sally Huntsly. I went to college with her and you sound sort of like the guy she used to date when she was cheating on they boyfriend she knew since high school. Well, he was still IN high school, but whatever.

I know I've heard your voice before. Have you ever worked for Dell? I used to call their customer service every other week it seemed. I hated that computer. That's why I never paid for it.

[jeney]

Cut him off when he starts to talk:

Holdonholdon...help me out. *sing a line in a song* what's the next line? It's driving me crazy.

[its_nin]

i'm thinking sugarhill gang - rapper's delight.

[jeney]

Settle this fight for me. My husband says that I shouldn't have told our oldest son that he may not be his, but I say he's old enough to know the truth and plus, I am sure he's noticed that my husband is black by now.

[jeney]

Talk with a gargle. Or like Tiny Tim.